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[04 Dec 2005|10:41pm]
[ music | Scarborough Fair ]

Reasons why I don't watch Desperate Houswives:

Besides the obvious...I watched one on my own and I will never watch it again. After being pelted with items in her shopping cart, I don't know, I think Teri Hatcher refuses to clean up her mess by saying: "No, no. They have clerks for that."

Horrible.

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Chelsea, you're funny [04 Dec 2005|02:53pm]
"Her thighs make me hungry.." - Chelsea speaking of Beyonce.

Well, I have finally given into the temptation of a myspace account. Note to everyone, don't let people know your information...even if they are your friends.

I'm ecstatic about the upcoming holidays! I need a break.
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[21 Nov 2005|08:20am]
Hey, you! Tell that son of bitch to give me back my damn head rest! I'm going to die of whiplash! Dammit!
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Target hullabaloo [12 Nov 2005|05:34pm]
[ music | nothing, absolutely nothing ]

Paul, you are so much fun! Today we went to Target and we saw a walkie talkie laying on one of the benches outside. He picked it up and said 'Code Blue, code blue, we've got a code blue on aisle four!' Apparently, according to star Target alumnus, Andrea, code blue means lost child. SO..a guy responds back: 'we got that codes blue, but what is aisle four?'

It turned the store into partial lock down looking for a child, but we thought they were looking for Paul...it was HILARIOUS!

I have to go to work in an hour. It will be fun since my friends are coming to the show tonight. Unfortunately sweetass has departed and no longer the object of my affection.

I have to go over to Corey's tomorrow around seven to work on our scene. I'm delighted that he lives down the road. This movie is ridiculously splendid, but I have no idea what it is called.

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Finally, sleep. [06 Nov 2005|10:27am]
[ music | Beck E-pro ]

Yesterday, I sat and watched television for like two hours before I actually got out of bed. It was glorious. I forgot how nice it is to have time on your hands. I think that's what I am going to do today..

T-Tom comes home today!

I think Matt is coming over and we are going to make hamburgers. Tom makes great hamburgers.

--on a different note: I saw Paul's new residence--it was fabulous. What a nice house for a nice price. Except he didn't have any toilet paper...you know where this is going. They're moving in today. I was hoping I could get together with Andrea and Steven...but it's not looking like it.

Cory's Ryan--his adorable puppy bit the crap out of me. But he was so cute. I literally turned into a pile of mush.

I've been to Angie's more times in the last two days than I ever have. I guess that's what happens when Paul is around. Everyone I've been hanging out with lately lives in town, or mandarin, or somewhere else that is not the beach.

Time to go bike around, if I'm lucky I'll run into Bryce so I can kick him in the unmentionables. I drive-by kicking! I need to go now.

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Going home, what's that like? [04 Nov 2005|07:25pm]
[ music | some trash the bartenders are listening to ]

No time to do anything at all...

I forget on a regular basis how much FUN Paul is. Today, at Angie's, Paul was doing "the shocker" while like he was "raising the roof" and well...maybe you had to be there. I'm not doing it the justice it rightfully deserves. The end result was Andrea slapping wildly at me when I tried to do it.

I'm working...I like it though..I like both my jobs, it miraculous. I get to find out just what the enigma(s) thinks of everyone...muhahahaha! I also love Larry. He makes me so happy.


I am going to hang out with Paul and Andrea tonight..I think.

Got to get back to work.

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At work again.. [25 Jun 2005|06:00pm]
[ mood | full ]
[ music | doolittle ]

Camp Broadway has come and gone...I must say that children can leave you with a lot of interesting stories...and despite all the yelling (lost my voice again) they still loved me..no matter how much I made fun of them...I'll share a story: one of the girls at like 6 bags of chips nearing show time and another camper came up to say to me 'Miss Amy, Inez is eating tons of chips and I'm afraid she is going to throw up on me on stage! Can you tell her to stop eating!'

One good thing: I'm going to get letters of recomendation from the New York people, and hopefully Alicia can sign off for internship hours.

This guy who owned a new VW bug that was modeled after Herbie from the new remake, asked for my number last night...And my boyfriend found this so amusing that he wants me to give him my number so he can talk to the guy...I hate my life..Another guy came up to the door and said 'what's up buttercup' that made me happy..

Still sick a little...I may have to go to the doctor..bleh

I think I may have to do 'Crazy For You' with B. Evans but she may get us another venue so that would be really cool..I love B. Evans..

My parents are in NY...and I have to catch the tail end of the Pelican awards....bleh

I noticed the other day that I'm not cut out for slang..it's like oil and water with me..

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[17 Jun 2005|05:44pm]
[ mood | cranky ]
[ music | Dirty Dancing ]

I'm so annoyed with my immune system at the moment...Next week I have to work for eight hours a day with bunch of snot nosed kids who have probably been in Annie or been Annie with some prestigious theatre company and have extensive resumes all at the age of 10 that blow my far out of the water. Just to work under some most likely maniacal egotistical New York Teaching Assistants that will make it a point to make me feel bad about myself....Well, I can make myself feel bad with out New York people thank you very much.

They probably won't be that bad I'm just mad because I am sick...And my nose is developing an acute rash that actually really hurts but I'm sure that's information that everyone wants to hear..I LONG to be healthy again..

Actually, a lady called me the other day from New York, NY and at first I thought it was relatives so I answered the phone like I was in a hurry because they LOVE to talk to me about every minute detail in my life since my brother and I are the only grandkids in this particular lineage..But she was my temp. boss and was absolutely FABULOUS!

Anyway back to work, some little Asian kid is eying the door and I have to go tell him this is NOT A MOVIE THEATRE! I think he might indeed make a run for it.

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Sinuses are lame.. [13 Jun 2005|10:06pm]
You know what else is lame...Micheal Jackson is not guilty..the final verdict: America still loves the King of Pop, probably because he promised us his baby by dangling the innocent infant over a balcony..then put his face in the mesh curtain? He used to be the King.

I'm very sleepy...I slept at Tom's last night to get up early to go downtown..We stayed up too late..wink (this wink could mean anything)We went to Japanese Steak House..mmm, dinner and a show..

I got three hours of sleep! Now my sinuses are resembling a vice grip around my temples...Damn Sinuses! Have to get up early tomorrow again..
Getting my haircut!!!FINALLY!

I'll leave you with my new favorite 'yo mama' joke, "Yo Mama's so ugly, that when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
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I am at work [11 Jun 2005|02:03pm]
[ mood | sad ]
[ music | nothing....sigh ]

Funny everything I post on the internet is about work...now I'm at work, answering phones, watching tv, drinking Pepsi (just about what I'd do if I were at home..but I am getting paid to do it. Yeah.)

It been raining up a storm..hehe no pun intended..and it has not been a good day today..bad day..bleh

No one is calling right now so I have lots of free time and only three more hours to go! Yipee. People keep coming up thinking the theatre is still a movie theatre..it has not been a movie theatre in over five years, I think. The last movie I saw here was My Best Friend's Wedding..I didn't end up watching the entire movie...but I had ventured into the lobby at the perfect time to feel the effects of a small tornado..I was scared out of my gourd..and I got my money's worth.

Oddly enough it cured my phobia of tornadoes and severe thunderstorms..

I got a weird complement from a customer last night about how soft my hands were...by a lady...creepy smile
But the best one was by two comedians: I have a laugh that they wish to have in their audiences. That was nice..but I think they are chronic liars..

Mela makes me laugh, scoots pisses me off because she put me on the email list of several easy listening radio stations across the country...I will destroy her along with Kenny G..I LOATHE easy listening

I watched "You Got Served" the other day and I needed a translator because I'm so out of the loop. I couldn't understand the lingo these kids use today..it's like another language.
I'm one step away from wearing Space-like visor sun glasses and owning twenty-five cats.

I don't like cats but I LOVE kittens..I played with four at a friends house the other day..I felt immature because I was making them body slam one another....it made my day. But I have a multitude of tiny scratches because of it.

Wow..I don't expect anyone to read this..it's way too long..but regardless I don't expect anyone to read this anyway..long OR short....sigh

Doesn't look like Scoots and I are going to Greece because of lack of funds on both sides..but next summer it's Parthenon or BUST..and possibly swing by Barcelona, Madrid and, of course, to the Champs-Elysees..

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Got to go to WORK soon... [10 Jun 2005|03:11pm]
I passed by a newspaper dispenser earlier today, and what agitated me to no end was the fact, that the top story was on whether the sex scenes in the upcoming piece of crap movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," were acting or if they were real. Pardon my language, but profanity is desperately needed in this situation, who the fuck cares? Why is this so important that it needs to take up two-thirds of a newspaper!!! In the Times Union, there was a line that I quote, "Why Stein Mart works?:Marketing" BULLSHIT!

Stein Mart resembles that of an old fashion Japanese torture chamber! But I guess when you'd be willing to give your first born to a customer than treat your employees humanely than sure Stein Mart would in fact work.( I used to be a Ladies Sales Associate, i.e get sizes that are way to small and then tell these oblivious people that "it looks great!")

My boss asked me yesterday if I was all right, and I looked at her with astonishment because I have never had a boss show any ind of compassion or bother to care for my personal well-being.

On a more gentle note, I have to get my paycheck before I go to work. Tom is insistent that we hang out tonight because he has a surprise for me....Yay! Amy likey surprise! I hope it's not like the time he said he had a surprise and it was a Homie from a Chinese Super Buffet or when my surprise was just him scaring me from around the corner of his kitchen when I came to visit him, while he yelled 'surprise'....although, that was fun.

I hope Hi-may and I can go see Jack Johnson..........

Got to get me paycheck now
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Rambling Away [09 Jun 2005|11:54am]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | deadmilkmen ]

Trying to figure out which courses I need to take next semester...if I do say so myself, has become quite the task...

Have to work tonight! I'm am excited, yes, I am excited! I love my job......the ONLY problem is that I am not currently getting the hours I want. But the hours are flexible to my needs because my managers are the greatest employers ever! This is so foreign to me..to be excited about work. I get to seat tonight woo hoo! But the hours thing has posed a bit of problem but it should be repaired in a couple months when things pick up.

In the meantime, I'm going to work Camp Broadway since they decided to pay this year. I'm going to be a teacher's assistant to the fancy shmancy New York people...only a week but pretty good money. Perhaps, I can also write it off as internship hours...eh? eh? I loathe children, but it's only a week and it's extra cash that I am in dire need of.

Oooo, I have to call Jamee back...or as like to call her jaime (hi-may) the Spanish pronunciation of the name.....it resembles hiney...that makes me giggle

Something that bugs me is that the abstinence commercials have odd looking people on them...so it's basically more of a self-esteem commercial. "It's okay that you're ugly, but don't plan on getting laid..so you have a no chance of getting STDS or getting pregnant!Yay!"

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Hicks and the Tony's [06 Jun 2005|12:18pm]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | dull roar of telecommercials ]

I was accused of being a racist last night at around 12 am......but people don't understand that I think certain people are stupid and unworthy of my time regardless of their race or gender. That's why I'm not a racist because I treat everyone as a whole as idiots...because in the end we are ultimately the same, just different shades..but then again it was Evan Williams who was the accuser..take it from me..not a reliable source

Watched the Tony's with a gay man......feeling like a stereotype...

Must make money to travel to Connecticut then to New York to visit my fabulous cousins! I ain't ashamed I love my family!

An interesting tidbit: I discovered Des Moines COPS was not all that entertaining, this may sound biased but White Trash is only entertaining in the South. Oh, I made it a proper noun to show my respect for the culture....white trash not from the South cooperate with authority and show remorse..that's just right!
----------------Side note: Went to a guy named Bobo's house, he apparently nicknamed HIV 'the ninja' and also gives me reason to suspect that he believes that the disease can be transmitted through throw pillows. Because I apparently have the ninja from sitting on a throw pillow. Also---watched a porn called 'Hicks and Dicks'---extremely clever. From the tidbit above....I rest my case.

Scoots is back from Australia...good to have her back even though she realizes where she is and now hates life....grumpy scoots

Funny note...didn't choose my mood but it landed on bitchy...hehe..this computer knows me so well

sincerely, amy..master of bigotry

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[31 Aug 2003|01:44am]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | Colorblind ]

I find it very hard to believe that anyone in this world really cares.


Labels labels.....I am labeling you! Who cares??!?!

Jewel honestly needs to put her clothes back on and get back in the van and drive far into Canada.

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[22 Aug 2003|12:19pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Neil Young ]

Lately i have lost contact with several people and it is completely unintentional. It's just that I have been inadvertently flung into an erratic series of events...I mean, my head is spinning so fast that it takes all of my stamina to squeeze a rational thought out of my feeble brain...Unfortunately, I can't really share these evnts with any one....and by not sharing these events I really mean... ;)wink

So anyway, I have come to the conclusion that text messaging is a personal savior of mine. It's the only way i can survive an 8-hour shift at the unendurable and agonizing pain in my ass most people commonly refer to as....work.

Well, right now, I have to go to the grocery store..which is tremendous. I am so hungry.

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Mozart the prodigy [19 Aug 2003|12:37pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Nick Drake ]

Im not a very religious person but..

this is absolutely breathtaking....

Lacrimosa dies illa,
qua resurget ex favilla
judicandus homo reus.
Huic ergo parce, Deus,
pie Jesu Domine,
dona eis requiem. Amen

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Vans and Parasites! [12 Aug 2003|10:46am]
[ mood | awake ]

I really do enjoy driving vans....I mean, how can you not enjoy the unbelieveable power you recieve while driving a colossal vehicle like a van? I could crush all the inconsequential miniscule sedans! Maybe I should look for a job that requires driving a van?

Oh no! I have to cancel my voice lessons for good! I hate doing it over the phone because it makes it feel so impersonal and tactless...however, im a afraid I must do it because i cant make it to this lesson this week...(work has consumed and ingurgitated like a seething parasite all what valuable time I have!!!And I still dont get paid an adequate amount) But anyway, I have to cancel today and I am really upset about it...

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I honestly dont know. [08 Aug 2003|02:10am]
[ mood | relieved ]

hmmm...i do believe life can be quite the labyrinth.....ooo what a weird movie!

Noooo!--back to public school imprisonment! Oh wait a minute...i do believe i graduated! Oh boy, for a minute there i thought i was awfully late for school..

Oh my! Jack Johnson and Ben Harper.....together! on network television!

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[30 Jul 2003|01:55am]
[ mood | indifferent ]
[ music | Album-Blatt (op. 117) Mendelssohn ]

Classical music is one of my favorite things in this world. It is such a comfort to listen to it and actually hear the origins of the music we listen to today. It has been discredited nowadays as boring because society and superficiality got their grubby hands on music and made it into a commodity instead of letting it be an art free for interpretation the way it should be. I, personally, find such a great comfort when i listen to or play it that it is almost inexplicable. Maybe its the sense of accomplishment i feel knowing that i play a musical instrument or the musician in me just containing a passion for this unappreciated art. It honestly is a lost art. Debussy is probably my favorite composer...i think. his piano solos are so unbelievably beautiful that i get a knot in my stomach and my eyes well up with actual tears when i listen to pieces such as Reverie. However, i do enjoy Mendelsshon and Schuman is insane. Oh, I love Tchaikovsky! I forgot about him! But Liszt, the performer in me tends to favor because he was the first to master showmanship for the piano...a lot like how Elvis Pressley did for pop music. But enough about this topic because i could go on and on...


Sleep isnt so easy anymore.....i feel like i am wasting my life when i sleep. I often feel like I am going to miss something. However,during the day after i have only slept two or three hours not nearly the adequate amount, i never really feel lethargic. I think i may have an enzyme that serves as a natural amphetamine to get me through the day....


How often does life give you a present that is one of the best presents that you will ever receive and seems like it was made to please every one of your senses. It was made out of everything you have ever wanted or desired or dreamed of. But it will be placed just out of your reach. So the only thing coming between you and this glorious present is something so simple and yet so incredibly great that you spent your whole time trying to figure out how to get up there comfortably without falling.......if you can make sense out of my incoherent ramblings.....good for you.

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pink toe nails and Paul [18 Jul 2003|11:58pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

I feel pretty crappy right now...kind of like a discarded piece of trash that you throw away to make room for the shiny, brand new things.

However, on a lighter note, I painted my toenails a bubbly pink and Paul wrote me an email. I haven't heard from him much lately because he has gone off preachin'.

I love gay men. I mean how can you not feel fabulous around a flamboyant man who showers you with complements?

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